Agent florida reporting for duty sir!

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[denim trenchcoat flaps in the breeze as i lean against the chain link fence in a cool way]

gr8cosplaytips:

You see three items before you:

A wig that can become any colour/style and never frizzes/goes out of place.

A needle/thread that can match any fabric and easily creates seams that never rip (can be used in a machine too).

Contacts that match your prescription if you have one and can become any colour/size that never dry out so you could theoretically leave them in forever.

You can only take one. Which one do you take? 

flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

Brightest day was fuckin weird

suckmymara:

image

it is the year of our lord two-thousand and fourteen and there are still videos, that were uploaded in this year of our lord two-thousand and fourteen, that have 144p as the sole quality option on youtube 

bioflavenoid:

Not the best, but still Florida

bioflavenoid:

Not the best, but still Florida

Ohoho, we have a good time in the dc fandom as our minds implode and we writhe in agony

youreatransmisogynistwhen:

cis people don’t choose to be cis

they do, however, more often than not, 

choose to be shitty to trans women.

socies:

when folks draw storm with thick thighs, i feel a little ray of hope creep into my existence

Tj