Pleased As Punch

they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.

crimsonthehedgehog:

*Holds a suit in one hand and a basketball jersey in the other* Hmmmmmm…..Class? Or swag?…..Class? Or swag?……… *Puts the suit jacket on over the jersey* *Grins evilly* Swass

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At the start of the game, it is possible to make Duke crouch down in his own jacuzzi and hold his head underwater until he drowns.

This is the good ending because it means that you don’t have to play the rest of Duke Nukem Forever.

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  3.6 Hours on Duke Nukem Forever (via qualitysteamreviews)
sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

sugoi-rudeboi:

fucking unstoppable

mr-radical:

aigis is literally so sweet, a dog bites her and she apologises to the dog for having a hard robot hand and then worries about it afterwards. aigis is perfect and nobody can ever prove otherwise.

We, the gays, are here to steal ur anime

mantearsflowingfree:

why is there no anime for me, a straight male aged 15-30, that most neglected of demographics.

mantearsflowingfree:

why is there no anime for me, a straight male aged 15-30, that most neglected of demographics.

Tj